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 What gun do you want with you during the upcoming Zombie takeover

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PostSubject: What gun do you want with you during the upcoming Zombie takeover   February 8th 2010, 16:05

Post them up guys, Zombies are taking over, so what do you want at your side when your neighbor starts trying to chew off your arm...Brains...

I think I would like a Masterkey S Machine gun/Shotgun combo.



and lets go with the Kimber Custom II .45 I like reliable, and good stopping power.


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PostSubject: Re: What gun do you want with you during the upcoming Zombie takeover   February 8th 2010, 18:18

I want these with me.

For sniping


For Runnin and Gunnin


Final stand Duel 9mm's


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PostSubject: Re: What gun do you want with you during the upcoming Zombie takeover   February 8th 2010, 18:29

too many guns, i want one with reliabilty, light weight, gets me in gets me out, packs a punch and is fairely accurate, although with zombies you dont have to be, so id go with a ak47 or any 7.62mm by 59mm, or a sub, any from h and k
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PostSubject: Re: What gun do you want with you during the upcoming Zombie takeover   February 8th 2010, 21:50

You guys grab the guns. I'll grab the leather gloves and jumpsuits. I mean how many bad asses with big guns went down because some fucked up Zombie bit them.
Am I right people??
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Oh and of course don't forget:

Rule 1: Cardio: This one comes up in Zombieland and clearly makes alot of sense. How many fat people do you see at the end of the world when its zombies doing the ending?

Rule 2: Beware of Bathrooms: Really not just bathrooms any good apocalyptic zombie survivor should know better then going into a bathroom, small closet or any other small room with only one way in or out. Only thing stupider to go into then a bathroom is a movie theater. Lots of places to run around before you get eaten.

Rule 3: Seatbelts: Its a safe bet unless your a complete dumb dumb ( see rule #7 ) your not going to be hoofing it on foot in the event of a zombie outbreak. So when travelling on four wheels wear your seat belt. Nothing worse then finding yourself ejected out of your car into the loving and oh so hungry arms of zombies.

Rule 4: Doubletap: Carrying a gun is a great idea but it should never be your primary weapon. When you do end up using it for that last minute 'oh shit' moment remember to double tap. Its an emergency and thats why your using it and not your cricket bat so why skimp? One bullet more in the head will go a long way to ensuring your survival.

Rule 5: No Attachments: This is a tough one but you can not have attachments. If you got kids or a wife your less likely to survive then the gal or guy who has no attachments and nothing slowing him or her down. Or worse yet making bonehead decisions like 'going back into the room'

Rule 6: Travel in a Group: The best way to increase your odds of survival when travelling in a zombie outbreak is to make sure your a traveling buffet. Going it alone gives the zombies no choices but to eat you. Going it with the old man with the limp, the little kid who cant run and the middle aged woman with the plastic leg gives the zombies more options and you better odds you can run away faster then they can.

Rule 7: Keep the Dumb Dumbs Close at Hand: One of the most sure fire ways of making sure you survive is keeping the less intelligent as close at hand as possible. When you find somebody who asks you 'Whats going on? What Happened? Those are the ones you want with you. That way when the zombies come they are likely to stupid to realize its not Amway calling and run.

Rule 8: Kill with Efficiency: Its not about pretty its about efficiency. Alot of folks run for the gun cabinet where as the truly savvy go looking for the most blunt and effective way to destroy the brain. That can be anything from a baseball bat... to a toilet lid! Kill with Efficiency... dont use weapons that need something to work and use weapons you can swing over and over and over again. You dont tend to run into 1 zombie at a time.

Rule 9: Guns Are for Hunting, Not for Zombie Killing: This one is simple. Guns need bullets. When your running who has time to stop for bullets? Keeping a shotgun with buckshot on hand is important but only when your pinned in and need a quick getaway. Its not a proper means for killing zombies as they run out of ammo and need reloading. Remember a Cricket Bat, or Toilet Lid do not need loading!

Rule 10: Be Quiet: Its the end of the world as you know it so try to avoid squeeling like a 4th grade school girl and perhaps invest in some good sneakers. Nobody said you have to kill all the zombies and there is certainly no shame in sneaking around and surviving versus tearing around like a madman and ending up being an undead happy meal.

Rule 15: Know Your Way out! Nothing worse then a poorly planned escape. If your going to be a hero its always a good idea to plan ahead and as the rule states.. know your way out!

Rule 17: Don't Be a Hero: The hot chick who was totally gonna give you some is not worth becoming the undead. So when the going gets rough and the hot chick is about to get undead... its time to flee. No making a stand no ending up a brave zombie. Better to be a chicken liver live guy.

Rule 18: Limber Up: When either fighting a zombie or running from zombies its not a great time to be pulling a muscle or throwing your back out. So limbering up is kind of a must. Stretch it out a little.. it may save your life.

Rule 19: Blend in: Much as Shaun did in Shaun of the Dead its important to blend in. Whens the last time you saw a zombie try to eat another zombie? not easily done but with the right odor and smearing of goo on your face it can happen.

Rule 20: Find The Right Shelter: Shelter is key to survival but since we are already travelling in a group you should ask yourself why the shelter needs to be stationary. For me a motor home or large all terrain vehicle that seats a half dozen would do nicely. Plus when zombies arrive in your neighbourhood there is no last minute scramble to pack and leave. Just put it in drive and roll!

Rule 21: Zombies cant Climb. Much like you have never seen a zombie eat another zombie whens the last time you saw a zombie climb a wall? Well other then the debacle that was the remake of Day of the Dead which had spiderman zombies. Zombies can climb so find high ground if you do need to stop.

Rule 22: Be ruthless: Much like having no attachments being ruthless is key. When your bride turns into the undead, reach for the lid to the toilet seat and be ruthless. The weak and compassionate will not survive in the world of the undead.

Rule 23: God Bless Rednecks: Rednecks are loud, brash, well armed and ready to kick ass now and ask questions later. So when a redneck shows up in your group half drunk and rumbling louder then your humvee welcome him. Sure rednecks can attract zombies but they also are well armed and kill a whole lot of em when they do come for dinner. Best of all they are good bait for you to make your exit while he is making a mess of the zombies and before he realizes he just ran out of bullets and does the happy meal groan.

Rule 24: No Drinking. This one should be pretty plain obvious. Escaping zombies is tough enough as it is. How well do you think you will do after downing a couple shots of Jack Daniels? Drinking is not a good survival tactic.

Rule 31: Check the Back Seat. I cant tell you how many times somebody has eaten it or in this case been eaten because they are just not smart enough to check the back seat. Always check the back seat friends. Always!

Rule 32: Enjoy the Little Things: Its the end of the world. Dont sweat the small stuff. Loot a neighbourhood or two, trash a car, speed! Do the little things and enjoy em. Who knows how long you have to live!
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PostSubject: Re: What gun do you want with you during the upcoming Zombie takeover   February 8th 2010, 22:59

obviously, no one here has read the zombie survival guide or world war z by max brooks. the best firearm to use against a zombie is a semiautomatic assault rifle. This is because a hit anywhere besides the head on a zombie does literally nothing as the abominations feel absouletly no pain, the semiautomatic part matters because with a fully automatic rifle one has the ability to lose their cool and waste precious amunnition, which will become very hard to come by during a class 4 zombie invasion (living in a world of undead). thirdly one must take into account the necessity to be able to carry around large amounts of ammunition, thus making either the m1 carbine or a .22 calibre rifle the best choice because they are simple and reliable, use small rounds so its easy to carry large amounts of ammo without too much extra weight (so as to keep mobility on your side) and are very accurate.
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PostSubject: Re: What gun do you want with you during the upcoming Zombie takeover   February 8th 2010, 23:59

ill take a famas, and rpg (just in case), and probably a couple uzis or mp5k's
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PostSubject: Re: What gun do you want with you during the upcoming Zombie takeover   February 9th 2010, 00:36

I'll take one of these:

screw the semi-autos gimme a full auto!

If your talking readily available to the public:

one of these in .308:


and one of these in 12g:


and a pair of these in 40s&w:


or any one of these just for the hell of it:







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PostSubject: Re: What gun do you want with you during the upcoming Zombie takeover   February 9th 2010, 14:32

i changed my mind i wanna a battleship
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PostSubject: Re: What gun do you want with you during the upcoming Zombie takeover   February 9th 2010, 22:17

you all are doomed to perish in the zombie apocalypse! hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: What gun do you want with you during the upcoming Zombie takeover   February 10th 2010, 13:18

I'm actually reading Wolrd War Z currently. It's a pretty good book, haven't read the survival guide though.

I'd take a .22 riffle, though mine has a scope on it and I'd get some extended clips for it.



Then I'd take at least a pair of .22 pistols so that the ammo is usable on either rifle or pistols.



And then of course just in case I run out of ammo or they get a little too close

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PostSubject: Re: What gun do you want with you during the upcoming Zombie takeover   February 12th 2010, 14:39

Beaver you my friend have restored my faith in the abilities of humans to survive the coming zombie apocolypse! Hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: What gun do you want with you during the upcoming Zombie takeover   February 12th 2010, 16:22

The only problem with using a 22 is it does not have enough force behind it to take down much. A good 9mm hand gun and a 9mm storm would be a little bette than a 22 and 9mm are every where. In fact you can get a 9mm handgun that uses the same clip as the storm. Now that is the way to do it.



And if you need a little back up for when the ammo is gone. A real simple aluminum bat.



And it is not that we have no idea what to do when the zombie out break happens but it is so much more fun to just lay into a bunch of zombies with some automatic weapons.

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PostSubject: Re: What gun do you want with you during the upcoming Zombie takeover   February 13th 2010, 11:14

It would be fun to have a lot of more powerful guns, but with a .22 they penetrate and then bounce around instead of exiting (most times, not sure if it always works that way). So a head shot will still destroy the brain. Except if you don't get the head shot... most likely wont help you like a bigger gun that would at least destroy a limb or something.

Though I guess I most likely would go for a bigger gun.... just makes one feel safer Very Happy

The bat is a pretty good idea, I just love samurai swords.

I really like the 9mm, especially since they share clips, just makes life easier.
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PostSubject: Re: What gun do you want with you during the upcoming Zombie takeover   February 13th 2010, 11:18

Beaver wrote:
It would be fun to have a lot of more powerful guns, but with a .22 they penetrate and then bounce around instead of exiting (most times, not sure if it always works that way). So a head shot will still destroy the brain. Except if you don't get the head shot... most likely wont help you like a bigger gun that would at least destroy a limb or something.

Though I guess I most likely would go for a bigger gun.... just makes one feel safer Very Happy

The bat is a pretty good idea, I just love samurai swords.

I really like the 9mm, especially since they share clips, just makes life easier.
The miltary actually has a problem with current 9mm because they do not tumble properly
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PostSubject: Re: What gun do you want with you during the upcoming Zombie takeover   February 13th 2010, 22:08

Not sure you really need a 9mm to tumble as long as you use a hollow point you should be able to take a zombies brain apart real nice. But i would still take the devastation and distance of a 9mm over a .22. But i would much rather have about 15 different calibers and many types of weapons in my compound than just 1.

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PostSubject: Re: What gun do you want with you during the upcoming Zombie takeover   February 14th 2010, 09:11

Lord Cuppy TuTu wrote:
The only problem with using a 22 is it does not have enough force behind it to take down much. A good 9mm hand gun and a 9mm storm would be a little bette than a 22 and 9mm are every where. In fact you can get a 9mm handgun that uses the same clip as the storm. Now that is the way to do it..

My Wife has one of the Berretta PX4 Storm hand guns... It is a bad ass gun! One of the most accurate I have shot in my life... great gun and we have blasted case after case through it with no jams at all. not to mention it hold 17+1 rounds! Get you some pre fragmented hollow points in the clip and you will blow the back a someones head off!
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